var quotes= new Array(127)
quotes[0]="Any fool can be honest, for it is only what he knows. A wise man is aware of when to share the truth";
quotes[1]="It's not impossible. Just really, really unfair";
quotes[2]="Scared money walks, sweet sugar action talks!";
quotes[3]="Shut up and remember how much you love me";
quotes[4]="Well... then we sharpen our olive branch into the point of a spear";
quotes[5]="Mythology... it's all Greek to me";
quotes[6]="You have sown the wind. You shall reap the whirlwind";
quotes[7]="Give me a break. I can't love straight when I'm in think"
quotes[8]="You're making seductive overtures to me in a dead language?";
quotes[9]="I wish I didn't find you so attractive. I've always had a real weakness for dumb blondes"
quotes[10]="I have read that there is a place where warriors do battle in Jell-O";
quotes[11]="Is that proper military terminology? What exactly does 'funky' mean, Sergeant?";
quotes[12]="We extracted high-level information from the prisoners. (slyly) Corn and cotton are indigenous to North America";
quotes[13]="Something hinky's definitely going on here, and it's up to you and me to find out what it is";
quotes[14]="Oh, please, They're just tired of your butt-snorkling";
quotes[15]="Part of being human is compassion, learning to forgive!";
quotes[16]="Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it; those who fail to learn history correctly -- why, they are simply doomed";
quotes[17]="Here's everything I know about war: somebody wins, somebody loses, and nothing is ever the same again";
quotes[18]="The heavens burned, the stars cried out, And under the ashes of infinity, Hope, scarred and bleeding, breathed its last";
quotes[19]="We say atoms are bound by weak attractors. Why not admit the truth: the Universe is held together by love";
quotes[20]="The truest measure of a society is how it treats its elderly, its pets, and its prisoners";
quotes[21]="Democracy may only be a few steps removed from anarchy, but at least it's not as loud";
quotes[22]="If hope is the engine of the soul, Then duty is the navigator... And love is the fuel";
quotes[23]="One head cannot contain all wisdom";
quotes[24]="Between birth and death lies desire, Desire for life, for love, for everything good. And this is the source of all suffering";
quotes[25]="The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy";
quotes[26]="Come bitter Rain, And wash from my Heart That saddest of all Words: Home";
quotes[27]="The soul is larger than the sky Deeper than the ocean, or the abysmal dark Of the unfathomed center";
quotes[28]="We are not the masks we wear. But if we don them, do we not become them?";
quotes[29]="Life? Life's pretty much a knife-fight in a dirt-floored bar: And if they get you down,  you best get back up";
quotes[30]="Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Which is a problem. If you're powerless";
quotes[31]="Here is the price of freedom: Your every drop of courage, ounce of pain, pint of blood. Paid in advance";
quotes[32]="You can't outrun Death forever. But you can make the Bastard work for it";
quotes[33]="A soldier's first battlefield is always his own mind";
quotes[34]="To the question of life after death: Not whether such a thing exists, but... What manner of life?";
quotes[35]="She wounds you as a rose will wound you --  Not with her thorn.  A rose will always wound you with her beauty";
quotes[36]="It matters little how we die, so long as we die better men than we imagined we could be -- and no worse than we feared";
quotes[37]="You might say reality is the result of complex negotiations between the observer and the observed. But that is simply a point of view";
quotes[38]="The universe is bound in equal parts, By arrogance and altruism. Any attempt to alter this Would be suicide";
quotes[39]="We all wear the twin masks of emotion. Happy or sad, haunted or hunted, You choose the mask, you choose the risk. You choose your own poison";
quotes[40]="The tyrant and the rebel hold the same creed: To act is to live";
quotes[41]="Looking for a quote?";
quotes[42]="The brightest light is invisible. It shines through your deeds and warms the universe";
quotes[43]="Confine that which you fear to the mirror.  Start with who is standing there.  Then smile";
quotes[44]="Official secrets keep good lies turning in every mouth";
quotes[45]="In the absence of doubt, there is no change";
quotes[46]="If the race goes too swiftly, victory goes to those who are willing to fail";
quotes[47]="The mirror is a window through which we see ourselves -- reversed and without form. Our deepest lies reborn, true";
quotes[48]="The following statement is false: The previous statement is true. Welcome to our corner of the universe";
quotes[49]="Conceal nothing. And watch the fools search forever";
quotes[50]="Send quote ideas to quotes@rriven.com";
quotes[51]="I believe in causality. That we each have multiple fates. And that every decision we face represents a branching of reality. As we make choices in life, we limit our possible realities, inevitably determining our final destinies";
quotes[52]="It is not a surrender, it is a strategic withdraw";
quotes[53]="I am always curious when I hear voices";
quotes[54]="it's never easy";
quotes[55]="When all is said and done... More is said than done";
quotes[56]="That looks exhausting; I need to rest just from watching you";
quotes[57]="You scared the pistons out of me";
quotes[58]="We?re not thieves, we?re a Covert Operations Team";
quotes[59]="I really should shave those hairs on the back of my neck";
quotes[60]="In lieu of a parachute have a hanky";
quotes[61]="I've got great vision and the the rest of the world wears bifocals";
quotes[62]="I saw my whole life flash before my eyes... It was boring";
quotes[63]="Love me, hate me, kill me, anything! just do something!";
quotes[64]="You'll be amazed what you'll agree to when you are on fire";
quotes[65]="A cat's a better mother than you";
quotes[66]="It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy";
quotes[67]="We are fugitives form the law. Idiocy is our only option";
quotes[68]="Well, I've always belived if done properly, armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasent experience";
quotes[69]="From where I sat it looked as though you were conjuagating some irregular verbs";
quotes[70]="Mankind isn't evil, just uninformed";
quotes[71]="You are my golden love goddess";
quotes[72]="I don?t believe that there couldn?t be ghosts";
quotes[73]="It's not hacking it's archaeology";
quotes[74]="I think I left some bubbles in the tub, I should probably use them";
quotes[75]="Aw Frigates";
quotes[76]="It would look like a knife fight in a telephone booth";
quotes[77]="If you're calm and confident when everyone around you is running around in blind panic, you clearly don't understand the situation";
quotes[78]="I am scared that I'm always going to be somebody's friend or sister/brother or confidant, but never quite somebody's everything";
quotes[79]="Do you smell burning feathers?";
quotes[80]="You're gonna knock over a bank with a Magic Marker? What are you gonna do, write on 'em?";
quotes[81]="You know the problem with being smart? You always know what will happen next. It ruins the suspense.";
quotes[82]="I'm gonna flee from the scene of the crime in the nick of time";
quotes[83]="Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit";
quotes[84]="Your privacy will be invaded bit by bit, in a gradual, not-so-harsh manner. But in the future you'll look back and realize what has happened";
quotes[85]="He is most cheated who cheats himself";
quotes[86]="Don't buckle under the weight of a heavy heart!";
quotes[87]="For when the loss burned, their cornfields became green again";
quotes[88]="Love is the slowest form of suicide";
quotes[89]="The earth turned to bring us closer. It turned on itself and in us, until it finally brought us together in this dream";
quotes[90]="So this is death's waiting room";
quotes[91]="You bought a used lion?";
quotes[92]="Saying goodbye is important. I'm glad you could fit it in";
quotes[93]="I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it";
quotes[94]="I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better";
quotes[95]="Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along";
quotes[96]="Never do anything that will take away someone else's dignity";
quotes[97]="You will never know how much it cost my generation to preserve your freedom --John Quincy Adams";
quotes[98]="It's never a question of whether or not the ends justify the means. The means determine the end"; 
quotes[99]="That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable";
quotes[100]="Never try to extort more than it would cost to have you killed";
quotes[101]="In my house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics";
quotes[102]="What we do in life echos in eternity";
quotes[103]="Never do anythig that will take away someone else's dignity";
quotes[104]="Great poeple talk about ideas, Normal people talk about things, and Simple people talk about people";
quotes[105]="I would rather die living, then live waiting to die";
quotes[106]="if you steal from one source, that is plaigiarism, if you steal from many, well, that's just research";
quotes[107]="I told you a million times...stop exaggerating!";
quotes[108]="Because I can. Because it is there. Because you have got to do something with the time between birth and death";
quotes[109]="Every single person has at least one secret that would break your heart. If we could just remember this, I think there would be a lot more compassion and tolerance in the world";
quotes[110]="Things are more like they are now than they have ever been";
quotes[111]="Freedom without honor is meaningless";
quotes[112]="I built an atomic bomb for my grade six science fair exhibit";
quotes[113]="Well, leave it to convicts to know the best way to tie people up";
quotes[114]="What am I, MacGyver? Fix it with what?";
quotes[115]="I'm sorry, medicine is about as much of a science as... oh, I don't know, voodoo?";
quotes[116]="This is what I do when I have problems with my laptop, I turn it off and then I... turn it on again";
quotes[117]="You can't satisfy hunger by looking at a picture of a fish";
quotes[118]="Love isn't something that you find it's something that you do";
quotes[119]="The poem is never done. The music never ends. Not so long as you remember the words. Not so long as echoes remain."; 
quotes[120]="The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it";
quotes[121]="Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking 'I will just do this quickly'";
quotes[122]="Sorry, but having a smoking section in a building is like having a peeing section in a pool";
quotes[123]="I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions";
quotes[124]="Remember, friends help you bury your pet. True friends help you bury your enemys";
quotes[125]="When you Buy More, you save more, and when you save more you can Buy More";
quotes[126]="About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends"

var rand_int = Math.floor(Math.random()*quotes.length);